Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Dear "Palooza"
Dear "Palooza",
Please be removed from our urban, and common American English... forever. Just because someone has a brilliant product, or idea that just so happens to start with a "P" doesn't mean you have to be directly behind it for cheesy marketing purposes. You were fine back in the 90's and I'm sure that the directors behind Lalapalooza are glad they've given PiratePalooza, PizzaPalooza, PotterPalooza and the rest of the world equal permission to use you at their bidding but you have got to stop. You are like a 35 year old man refusing to get your GED living at home bumming off of dad selling license plate covers on Craigslist. It's time to move on. If you should choose not too do so, you will be reported to abuseapalooza or even better yet, policeapalooza. Face it palooza, you are a looza.
Please be removed from our urban, and common American English... forever. Just because someone has a brilliant product, or idea that just so happens to start with a "P" doesn't mean you have to be directly behind it for cheesy marketing purposes. You were fine back in the 90's and I'm sure that the directors behind Lalapalooza are glad they've given PiratePalooza, PizzaPalooza, PotterPalooza and the rest of the world equal permission to use you at their bidding but you have got to stop. You are like a 35 year old man refusing to get your GED living at home bumming off of dad selling license plate covers on Craigslist. It's time to move on. If you should choose not too do so, you will be reported to abuseapalooza or even better yet, policeapalooza. Face it palooza, you are a looza.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
I don't want to be that guy..
Sorry - Last Bacon Story. Promise.
Ok - maybe it's a sausage story but its still pig. Last night after a Costo run Beka told Cam to bring some groceries in. Technically they made it into the house but one bag full of - you guessed it - sausage and some other items (around 50 dollars worth) got left in the basement to be forgotten about until this afternoon. Should I take it out of his allowance? Ok - I guess I could shoulder some of the blame but at least I will have felt that justice was served!
Yet Another Bacon Story
This week has been a great week at Grace. We have had so many people helping to make this week a success for our kids at VBS.
With that said I have been getting up earlier than usual to ensure that the kids are ready and fed before we leave. I was really in the mood for bacon this morning with all the posts and such but the closest thing I could find in the freezer was turkey bacon. It wasn't all that bad except for the part when I was dropping the second installment of bacon into a sizzling pan... without a shirt on.
With that said I have been getting up earlier than usual to ensure that the kids are ready and fed before we leave. I was really in the mood for bacon this morning with all the posts and such but the closest thing I could find in the freezer was turkey bacon. It wasn't all that bad except for the part when I was dropping the second installment of bacon into a sizzling pan... without a shirt on.
This was no later than a minute past the rinsing out of the coffee cup when the sprayer head from the sink decided not to turn off when I put it back in its spot while pointing directly at my unsuspecting ab.
The One Pound BLT Sandwich
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Do you Love Bacon?
I always enjoy Carlos' posts. If you like bacon here is something you won't be able to pass up!
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Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm($13/Pack of 4) for Bacon enthusiast!
Ingredients:
Active Ingredients: Octinoxate 7%, Oxybenzone 4% Other Ingredients: Petrolatum, Ozokerite, Beeswax, Mineral Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Aloe Vera Oil, Vitamin E Acetate, Flavor, Sodium Saccharin, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Phenyl Trimethicone.
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Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm($13/Pack of 4) for Bacon enthusiast!
Ingredients:
Active Ingredients: Octinoxate 7%, Oxybenzone 4% Other Ingredients: Petrolatum, Ozokerite, Beeswax, Mineral Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Aloe Vera Oil, Vitamin E Acetate, Flavor, Sodium Saccharin, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Phenyl Trimethicone.
Monday, August 3, 2009
Doggy Doctor
Milo has a couple of spots on his neck and I did enough googling to narrow it down to either ticks or heat rash. I wish my insurance covered pets.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
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