Thursday, August 20, 2009

Puppy Love

Couch time with the pooch.

Dear "Palooza"

Dear "Palooza",

Please be removed from our urban, and common American English... forever. Just because someone has a brilliant product, or idea that just so happens to start with a "P" doesn't mean you have to be directly behind it for cheesy marketing purposes. You were fine back in the 90's and I'm sure that the directors behind Lalapalooza are glad they've given PiratePalooza, PizzaPalooza, PotterPalooza and the rest of the world equal permission to use you at their bidding but you have got to stop. You are like a 35 year old man refusing to get your GED living at home bumming off of dad selling
license plate covers on Craigslist. It's time to move on. If you should choose not too do so, you will be reported to abuseapalooza or even better yet, policeapalooza. Face it palooza, you are a looza.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I don't want to be that guy..

Yes I could ask the dude talking on his cell phone for the church's red dodgeball back while he is working on his free throws but I don't want to be that guy.

Have you ever watched something that belonged to you being taken right in front of your face?

Sorry - Last Bacon Story. Promise.

Ok - maybe it's a sausage story but its still pig. Last night after a Costo run Beka told Cam to bring some groceries in. Technically they made it into the house but one bag full of - you guessed it - sausage and some other items (around 50 dollars worth) got left in the basement to be forgotten about until this afternoon. Should I take it out of his allowance? Ok - I guess I could shoulder some of the blame but at least I will have felt that justice was served!

Yet Another Bacon Story

This week has been a great week at Grace. We have had so many people helping to make this week a success for our kids at VBS.
With that said I have been getting up earlier than usual to ensure that the kids are ready and fed before we leave. I was really in the mood for bacon this morning with all the posts and such but the closest thing I could find in the freezer was turkey bacon. It wasn't all that bad except for the part when I was dropping the second installment of bacon into a sizzling pan... without a shirt on.
This was no later than a minute past the rinsing out of the coffee cup when the sprayer head from the sink decided not to turn off when I put it back in its spot while pointing directly at my unsuspecting ab.

The One Pound BLT Sandwich

My friend Dave Daniels holds the record for eating the largest BACON sandwich I have ever seen.
It is from Tony's I-75 Restaurant in Birch Run MI.
I want to see something like this at Applebee's - Way to go Dave!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Do you Love Bacon?

I always enjoy Carlos' posts. If you like bacon here is something you won't be able to pass up!


Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm($13/Pack of 4) for Bacon enthusiast!
Active Ingredients: Octinoxate 7%, Oxybenzone 4% Other Ingredients: Petrolatum, Ozokerite, Beeswax, Mineral Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Aloe Vera Oil, Vitamin E Acetate, Flavor, Sodium Saccharin, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Phenyl Trimethicone.

Youth MinistarZ Video - Hilarious!!

I saw this over on More than Dodgeball and thought you would enjoy!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Doggy Doctor

Milo has a couple of spots on his neck and I did enough googling to narrow it down to either ticks or heat rash. I wish my insurance covered pets.

Beka's Post Carpel Tunnel Hand

I thought about submitting this for the cover of Saw 6.

Sunday, August 2, 2009