Thursday, August 20, 2009

Puppy Love

Couch time with the pooch.

Dear "Palooza"

Dear "Palooza",

Please be removed from our urban, and common American English... forever. Just because someone has a brilliant product, or idea that just so happens to start with a "P" doesn't mean you have to be directly behind it for cheesy marketing purposes. You were fine back in the 90's and I'm sure that the directors behind Lalapalooza are glad they've given PiratePalooza, PizzaPalooza, PotterPalooza and the rest of the world equal permission to use you at their bidding but you have got to stop. You are like a 35 year old man refusing to get your GED living at home bumming off of dad selling
license plate covers on Craigslist. It's time to move on. If you should choose not too do so, you will be reported to abuseapalooza or even better yet, policeapalooza. Face it palooza, you are a looza.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I don't want to be that guy..















Yes I could ask the dude talking on his cell phone for the church's red dodgeball back while he is working on his free throws but I don't want to be that guy.

Have you ever watched something that belonged to you being taken right in front of your face?

Sorry - Last Bacon Story. Promise.

Ok - maybe it's a sausage story but its still pig. Last night after a Costo run Beka told Cam to bring some groceries in. Technically they made it into the house but one bag full of - you guessed it - sausage and some other items (around 50 dollars worth) got left in the basement to be forgotten about until this afternoon. Should I take it out of his allowance? Ok - I guess I could shoulder some of the blame but at least I will have felt that justice was served!